Can you believe how factual and dead-on this is?
| Things | Places |
| Booger you just picked | On your pant leg.
On your sock. Anywhere in the air (by flicking it). |
| An unused condom | In your pocket.
In your glovebox. In the oven. |
| A used condom | On the floor.
In the garbage. Lost. |
| A freshly born baby | In the hands of the mother.
In the hands of the father. On a baby-sized hamster wheel. |
| A ski pole | In the snow.
Under a skier. In a snowboarder. |
| A cat | In water.
On a dog. In a hat. |
| A kitchen | Under water.
On the moon. In a bathroom. |
| Ketchup | On french fries.
On pizza. On ketchup. |
| Tidal waves | In the kitchen.
In a Swim Ear commercial. In outer space (can you fucking imagine?). |
Sweet as Tandy 