Here is the highly coveted, famous list of bro-nouns:
Brodel — Like a yodel, but with more bro, “Brodelay brodelay brodelay hee hoo.”
Brah — You can wear a brah like a bro, brah.
Broling for Columbine — This is a movie. They accidentally filmed it in Colombia.
Brodeemon — It’s a bro, from the Caribbean (often confused with a demon).
Bro-day-day — This is the national holiday for bros. (You can also call a bro, “bro-day-day.” + Points for versatility.)
Bro wurst — Originally sold in Brovaria, Germany, this delicacy is now sold in the Brolandia, and, every Super Bowl Sunday BBQ.
Brahski — Use this type of bro for skiing the Alps (nobody knows, really).
Brodee-Han(Solo) — The bro version of Han Solo in Star Wars. Bring your keg saber.
Brew-brah — The best type of drinking buddy is a brew-brah.
Umbrobro — This bro wears Umbro. He probably plays soccer.
Brotel — Have you ever stayed there? Stay here when the surf is up (or when you’re ready to just get tanked.)
MacBook Bro — Before the Pro model, there was the Bro model; Steve did not approve.
Josh Brolin — That’s Josh Brolin; he’s a famous actor.
Sunny Brono — That’s Sunny Brono; he’s a famous entertainer.
Bro. J. Simpson — That’s Bro. J. Simpson; he’s a famous killer.