Food

The Whole Life Challenge: You Mean I Can’t Eat Pizza?

I’m doing the Whole Life Challenge and it has yet to be determined whether it is the best or worst decision I’ve made in my life.

Reasons it Could Be the Worst

I can’t eat any of these things:

sees

Now you see ’em, now you can’t frickin’ eat ’em.

pizza2

Pizza? That stuff sucks. I hate it.

pizza

I hate pizza so much that I eat it a lot.

pancakes

Pancakes? Nope. Definitely rhymes with “nope.”

more cookie

Powdered sugar is out. So are empanadas. But I can stare at them. Forever.

kasespatzen

Käsespätzle is also a “no,” and it doesn’t matter how sexy the girl is that makes it for you.

icecream

I scream, you scream, we — “dude stop screaming”

cookies

Cookies! 🙂

cookie happy

Cookies! 😦

candy

Gummy bears? No. Real bears? Yes, but you have to kill them with your bare hands.

bread

Bread and cheese. Those things suck together.

beer2

Who needs alcohol when you can have water?

beer

Can’t have beer. Can have powder.

lastburrito

In burritos we trust.

Reasons it Could Be the Best

It’s challenging. And for people that like challenges, that’s enough.

What I Ate On Day 1/2

Day 1

  • 2 hard-boiled eggs
  • 1 protein shake with 22G protein
  • 1 banana
  • 1/2 chicken
  • 1/3 of a Sweet potato
  • 1 side salad.
  • 1 coffee
  • 3 + liters of water

Day 2:

  • 2 chicken breasts
  • 1/2 chicken
  • 1 side salad
  • 3 bananas (2 in the morning, 1 in the evening)
  • 1/2 a can of sardines.
  • 1.5 coffees
  • 3 + liters of water

As you can see, I’m probably lacking protein.

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