This song was inspired by a Tweet I saw from Michael Hansen (@modality). He tweeted the first two lines and I decided to, well, finish off some of the song. It goes great with “Da Dip” by Freak Nasty playing in the background.

I PUSH MY CODE UP TO UR GIT,
WHEN I SHIP U SHIP WE SHIP!
You push yours and I push mine
We can pull it down.
And commit it ’round.

Get on the branch like I said before
Y’all remember that log
Just put a little -m with it
Now put those edits with it
Pull it, push it, can’t control it?
Just reset it.

Merging ain’t fun so take a chance
Just get on the master branch and
Do the rebase dance
I know you hate it
But don’t try to grep it
Just check the status
And try to fetch it.

Move that base around, let me
Show it from the status
Yeah, I init it like that
Comon’ add .
Roll those commits
Drop down double up
On those diffs
Freak Nasty wanna see
Can ya’ll do this?
Comon’ clone me.