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Know your Bro-nouns II: People, Places and Things, for Bros!

This is the second installment of bro-nouns.

Brome: a diminutive fellow who is mostly concerned with beer pong, gym sets and brotein.

Just being a bro.

Just being a bro.


Brotein: consumed by bromes and other bros. This stuff is like creatine, but with crack inside.

Broken: 1) Just broken, bro. 2) Similar to a token used in old arcade game machines, but the broken unlocks any gym in the world.

Streambroat Springs: Excellent skiing with brah-twursts and high speed skiing. Apparently, women aren’t allowed, which makes this the dumbest ski area ever.

Broyoda: A car brand invented to sound like Toyota. All of the cars come without an engine.

Bro Montana: This guy can sling footballs like no other.

Brogoda: A place to worship Bro Montana.

And now for a bonus word

Browing (actually a verb, or bro-verb):  Browing is akin to rowing, however in browing, the watercraft is pulled over a lake filled with an asinine combination of Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light and PBR.


Know your Bro-nouns: People, Places and Things, for Bros!

Here is the highly coveted, famous list of bro-nouns:

Brodel — Like a yodel, but with more bro, “Brodelay brodelay brodelay hee hoo.”

Brah — You can wear a brah like a bro, brah.

Broling for Columbine — This is a movie. They accidentally filmed it in Colombia.

Brodeemon — It’s a bro, from the Caribbean (often confused with a demon).

Bro-day-day — This is the national holiday for bros. (You can also call a bro, “bro-day-day.” + Points for versatility.)

Bro wurst — Originally sold in Brovaria, Germany, this delicacy is now sold in the Brolandia, and, every Super Bowl Sunday BBQ.

Brahski — Use this type of bro for skiing the Alps (nobody knows, really).

Brodee-Han(Solo) — The bro version of Han Solo in Star Wars. Bring your keg saber.

Brew-brah — The best type of drinking buddy is a brew-brah.

Umbrobro — This bro wears Umbro. He probably plays soccer.

Brotel — Have you ever stayed there? Stay here when the surf is up (or when you’re ready to just get tanked.)

MacBook Bro — Before the Pro model, there was the Bro model; Steve did not approve.

Josh Brolin — That’s Josh Brolin; he’s a famous actor.

Sunny Brono — That’s Sunny Brono; he’s a famous entertainer.

Bro. J. Simpson — That’s Bro. J. Simpson; he’s a famous killer.